"Well, we could have a "passing of the dildo" ceremony? Would that do?" "Oh now there was a visual I could've lived without..." "Which one!? Fiat pregnant or Mac having phone sex with badgers?" "Oh, and I know you guys. What better claim to fame could there be?" "Kielbasa and back rubs....you lucky man" "I still like getting the kid happy meals.....not takin away MY prize!" "Xander could use his construction tools against Wes! 'Watch out Wes... I'm gonna shoot some staples at you!'" "Oh, wow. I did not see that coming. Vader is really Luke's father!" "I am so so bad!!!! I have no will power!" "I am going to be drunk for days......." "Okay....that's it...I'm flying down and holding your hand!!!" "Oh, I'm in trouble? You're the one who should be doing her homework." "I am doing my homework, Dad." "You aren't too big to take over my knee, you know." "Wow, that's a really disturbing mental picture." "I liked her...when I wasn't wanting to slap her....HARD." "It depends on what your definition of "is" is." "And if I have a wardrobe malfunction, I think that might increase ticket sales...hmmmm..." "Man, I wish I had a karate chopping baby." "I think Tarantino is a bloody dork." "Telemarketers suck....I should know. I use to be one." "JM in boxers with ducks on them? Be still my beating heart!!"